Matt was somewhere between breaking down bones thug n harmony and crying like a girl bones, and mysistershotfriend head butting something until mysistershotfriend his bones brains oozed out mysistershotfriendharmony his ears, or mysistershotfriend the immovable n object became movable mysistershotfriend. Maybe having a few drinks mysistershotfriend to talk whatever was bothering him mysistershotfriend over wasn't the brightest idea Bill had harmony ever had. At least in a bones public mysistershotfriendharmony place mysistershotfriend someone might step in before Matt did something to mysistershotfriend him that couldn image't n be fixed surgically. Bill mysistershotfriend made a mysistershotfriend mental note: Big guy plus drinks plus harmony distraught equals bad. Bill looked around; the place had gone image almost dead quiet (like in one mysistershotfriend of those stock tip commercials), which was amazing mysistershotfriend for a bar on a n Saturday night.

"Matt... buddy. Ya have to be a little mysistershotfriend bit clearer n on the details if mysistershotfriend I'm mysistershotfriend gonna help. You do want my help right? That image is harmony what ya asked me bones to meet you her for right?"

"Anyway bones thug n harmony. What was your fault?"

"Yah." Progress.

"But she's GONE."

"Where, where did she go?"

"That's what I don't know mysistershotfriend. We had the ice cream and that's when she was gone. I didn't mysistershotfriend even stop to think. Who mysistershotfriend could have known?. She had me make one up. "

"She thought it would be cute to use the bones thug n harmony nickname as her trigger. To make mysistershotfriendharmony her into a completely will-less suggestible... sex bones thug n harmony slave."

"And don't come back," was ironically the last thing the bouncer said as he slammed the door.

Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not fall mysistershotfriend into the wrong n hands (mine or yours). She mysistershotfriend will respond to ANYONE (male image or female) so hopefully someone with high morals (yah right) will bones thug n harmony find and return her mysistershotfriendharmony safely to her rightful owner/boyfriend.